6/15/07 - Howie Reed
The Square Ring: by Howie Reed
'Your Lordship, you really should clarify your remarks
about your fellow Yank, Shannon Briggs. Last week you
wrote: "Briggs' after-fight comments are what one
would expect from a low life bum." Would you like to
explain Your Lordship?'
Thank you Jeeves, and like those that serve in the
Congress of the USA, I would like to extend and revise
my remarks.
Mr. Briggs is not a low life bum. Mr. Briggs is a
'knucklehead'. He said after the fight, "I had
pneumonia. I was on Zithromax for three days,
antibiotics for fifteen days. Don King took me to the
best pulmonary doctors in the country. The doctor told
me not to fight. I told him I would pull out if he'd
pay me US$1.8 million dollars."
O.K. let's call a time out here, return the running
lips to a neutral corner and consider what this
'knucklehead' said. Briggs goes to a doctor, although
he never states when, where or who. Then 'Mr.
knucklehead' asks the doctor to give him US$1.8
million not to fight? I don't think so. But heck, even
if he didn't ask the doctor, why would anyone give him
money not to fight? Next, did the 'Dictator' of the
New Jersey Control Board, Larry Hazzard, know of this
trip to a doctor? Probably, as the New Jersey State
Athletic Control Board assigned Dr. Michael Kelly to
review all of Briggs pre-licensing medical as well as
pre and post fight medical exams.
"Mr. Briggs' lungs were examined both prior to and
after the bout, said the Board. "Mr. Briggs was
questioned about how he felt after the bout. Mr.
Briggs was cleared to fight by Dr. Kelly and Dr. Kelly
saw no reason for him to seek medical treatment after
the bout. The NJSACB had no concerns about Briggs'
physical ability to compete that night."
Remember that Briggs asked for a postponement of the
fight in March because of pneumonia but at that time
said, "I never went to a doctor." Now he's not well
and won't fight if someone will give him US$1.8
million dollars. Heck Shannon, me too!!
Of the March delay and his 'phony' pneumonia claim
Briggs said, "They called me a liar and a phony. They
threatened to sue me. They said I'd never get another
fight ... that I'd never fight on TV again." I have no
idea who 'they' were, are or was, but they were
probably 100% correct.
Briggs continued, "With all due respect to Muhammed
Ali and Sugar Ray Robinson, I'm the greatest of all
time because I did it with asthma. I won the
heavyweight title twice with a disease."
As the late Irene Maude Reed, Grand Dame of the Reeds,
would say, "My God the bridge." The only thing that
Briggs is the greatest of all time at is being a
'phony.' Briggs should be ashamed to mention his name
with that of Robinson and Ali. The only thing he has
in common with them is that he's fought as a
professional boxer - and him being a not a very good
one at that.
One of the Muslim terrorist suspects arrested in
connection with the plot to blow up oil lines to JFK
Airport in New York City was Abdel Nur of Guyana. The
name may not ring a bell but his nephew is Andrew "Six
Heads" Lewis who was the first Guyanan world champion
boxer. He won the vacant WBA welter title in February
of 2001 when he knocked out James Page in seven.
The fight in Las Vegas was televised throughout the
USA and made "Six Heads" an instant star. He was
exciting, throwing punches from all angles. He
defended successfully once against Larry Marks.
Against fellow wild man Ricardo Mayorga, Lewis went
'loopy' - head butted like a Billy Goat and opened a
nasty cut causing no-nonsense referee Marty Denkin to
stop the fight after two rounds. The rematch was no
contest as Mayorga whacked out Lewis in five. Since
getting KO'd in two by Antonio Margarito in "Ought 3",
Lewis has gone 1-1-1 against Denny Dalton.
Asked about his uncle the terrorist, Lewis said, "I
never knew him as a person who would be a terrorist."
And the nickname? Story is that Lewis once hit a boxer
so hard that when looking up the downed fighter said,
"He looked like he had six heads."
After a 30-year absence, big time boxing returned to
Antwerp in Belgium last week. Gotta love the guy at
the top of the card. Local hero Jackson "Sugar the
ball brains" Osei Bonsu (24-1), defended his EBU 147lb
title against Italian Cristian De Martinis (20-1).
It was a classic struggle with De Martinis kissing
canvas 3 times in rounds 3 and 4. In the final round
with both boxers giving it their all, De Martinis was
rocked by a vicious right hand that dropped him harder
than a broke punter during Cobra Gold. The challenger
was out on the canvas for 15 minutes before being
taken out by stretcher. He remained in hospital for a
couple of days. Is there a better nickname than "Sugar
the ball brains"? Nope.
My goodness, gracious - what a great day of boxing on
Sunday. To those that whine about things that are
wrong with boxing, a day like Sunday will 'cure the
patient'. The one not recommended in these corners was
Antonio Tarver coming back after a year off. Right
again. Fell asleep three times in 12 rounds. Tarver
won, who cares?
The real action took place before more than 20,000
screaming fans in Madison Square Garden in New York
City. Miguel Cotto and Zab Judah put on what could
only be labeled a "great show."
Our pals Patrick the 'Flying Frog' and O.R. Cross both
watched the fight last Sunday - Patrick from his
five-star Belgium Restaurant.
'The Frog' wrote: "One of the best fights I saw this
year. First two rounds Cotto was hit by Zab with
uppercuts (but) Zab couldn't finish. Cotto survived to
continue his attacking game plan. Cotto got a point
deducted for 2 low blows. Zab was cut on the right eye
in the fourth and had problems to see. Cotto continued
hammering and Judah took a knee to escape the assault.
Cotto continued to brutalize Judah in the tenth. Judah
was floored by a right hand in the eleventh and
referee Arthur Mercante jr. stopped the fight after
Cotto's follow-up assault."
Sometimes two guys see the same fight different - not
this time! O.R. concurs with 'The Frog.'
"The Cotto/Judah mixer has to be my personal 'fight of
the year'", wrote O.R. "Miguel Cotto is now 40 and 0
but it didn't come to him easily. He was the stronger
of the two but Judah had the faster hands. Zudah hit
Cotto with three very quick uppercuts in the 3rd and
used that weapon frequently until the end. Judah went
down in the 1st and 3rd from low blows. The first one
looked like a questionable delayed reaction to my
eyes. The one in round three was clearly flagrant.
Judah also sustained a cut on the right eye in that
round.
"Judah staggered Cotto in the 7th with more uppercuts.
In the 9th Judah took a knee after Cotto gave him a
whacking in the corner. In round 11 the accumulation
of Cotto's punches put Judah down for an eight-count.
The referee stopped it at 49 seconds into the 11th.
Judah gave an excellent, super fight!"
O.R. probably would have given a more detailed account
except he had some 'problems'.
"Enough rambling from this end. Off to the TQ to try
and mend some fences that were broken when your
manservant told the TQ girls that I said they couldn't
dance, even if someone put fire ants in their
panties."
For readers of this column in America, the fight will
be replayed tomorrow on HBO. The 'Flying Frog' hit it
out of the park when he ended with, "Cotto is a true
champion for me and a very nice guy as well."
That's true but this fight will only enable Cotto's
critics to point out that no one has had this much
trouble with Judah. Neither Carlos Baldomir nor Floyd
Mayweather jr. had any trouble handling either Judah's
power or speed. Cotto's ability to take a punch has
been questioned and those questions still remain. Hard
to believe that Judah is a better fighter than when he
was destroyed by Kostya Tszyu or lost to Cory Spinks.
This fight may have been Judah's Alamo, (clever
reference to Pernell Whitaker beating JC Chavez in the
Alamo Dome only to get robbed of the win back in
1993), or showed that unlike a painting by Rembrandt,
Cotto has some flaws. As Mom use to say: "Use pays
your money and takes your choice."
Jeeves, if I told you that the WBC had named Jermain
Taylor 'Boxer of the Month' for his win over Cory
Spinks and that Kelly Pavlik was runner up, what would
you say?
'Your Lordship, I would then reckon that using the
same rules you are the best boxing writer in the
world, the next great Bolshoi Diva will come from the
line of either the TQ or Tiffany's, pigs are flying,
the cow jumped over the moon and we had best get into
the lager, cigars and music a bit early this week as
the world has gone crazy.'
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